health care, communism in the U.S.
March 23, 2010
Wow, after a year of bickering between idiots of the political world a new health care bill has finally been signed. I for one am pissed. I cannot believe that the United States has now become a haven for communism. This guy Obama has made health care better for every American that truly needs it. He has made our country everything we fought against in the cold war. Mikhail Gorbachev has finally got the last laugh, and Stalin and Kruschev are partying in Hell even as I write this.
Now that we are communists we have new health care propaganda we all need to follow.
1) Health insurers are not allowed to deny children coverage even if they have a pre-existing condition. Why should this be? Parents should have to go broke paying for leukemia treatments for their infant children. If they do not then the war against the Communists in Vietnam was pointless, either that or we were on the wrong side.
2) Insurance companies will no longer be able to cancel one’s policy when that person becomes ill. Not yet being a good Communist I am not sure I can handle that. How is an insurance company supposed to make money if they pay medical bills. We should probably call Kim Jong-il and see how they do it in North Korea. I know their Communist government is at the pinacle of what our new Communist nation should strive to be.
3) Small businesses will receive tax credits for providing coverage to their employees. This may create health insurance at companies that previously did not have it, but it does not sit well with me. I have trouble dealing with my capitalist roots, but now that I am a Communist in a nation of Communists I will have to learn to use the word “comrade” when I am addressing others.
There are many other points to the bill that transcend the barrier between capitalism and communism, but I do not have time to cover them because my copy of The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels just arrived in the mail from Amazon. I have to go read it now so I can be the best Communist that I can be in what will be the greatest Communist nation on Earth.
By the way forget about Easter, Communists do not celebrate it, comrades.
